Gym rat post script

I have just a few more things to add about the gym:

-Doing mixed martial arts practice to Tool and Metallica and super fast gothcore is fun and makes a mamma feel like a total badass-That is until I look into the mirror and see myself.

-Every once in a while, the instructor will take a swipe at you, and if you don't lunge away fast enough, I really do believe you might get knocked down. This adds to the excitement, but whenever she comes near me I let loose an involuntary, shrill giggle and trying to control it makes me snort and in trying to control the snort, I choke myself.

-I have punched myself in the face. Not just once.

-I have leaped the wrong way before (In the dance class) and landed on TOP of  the person beside me. Very shortly after that I simply fell over for no reason whatsoever. I am better at lefts and rights now.

I have shiny lime green and purple gym sneakers and I think they give me special powers.

In conclusion, I highly recommend daily physical activity.